July 18th, 2008
|07:58 pm - I HAVE THE POWER! (stand alone)|
Title: I HAVE THE POWER! (stand alone)
Summary: Jon, Spencer, and Zack talking about Ryan and Brendon's activities on the bus.
Disclaimer: I don't own Panic At The Disco or anything associated with Panic At The Disco and I don't own He-Man but I do have some merch.
Author's Note: I was watching He-Man, the episode with the Shaping Staff, and automatically had dirty thoughts.
Once again, the back room has become unavailable. Not because Spencer and Brendon are going on another Guitar Hero kick or because Jon found the Wii and was on a path of destruction again. It was because of Ryan and Brendon. Using the back room for purposes that Jon, Spencer, and Zack didn’t want to hear, let alone see. But they could hear every single thing they said or did anyways.
There was a lot of giggling and smacking.
“Oh, Skeletor, are you going to use your Shaping Staff on me?”
“Yes, He-Man. And you’ll bend to my every will, because I have your power!”
“Ooooooh, Skeletor, you hurt me so good.”
“This is sick,” Jon said, wrapping the pillow more firmly around his head.
“At least we know why Brendon wanted to but a skull mask at the last stop,” Spencer said, all the while clipping his toe nails.
“No!” Jon exclaimed, pointing a finger at him. “I never, ever needed to know that one of Brendon’s sexual fantasies was to be fucked by Skeletor! I will never be able to watch He-Man ever again.”
Jon sulked, wrapping the pillow back around his head, which obviously didn’t help.
Zack let out a short laugh.
“Because you know that every time anyone puts on He-Man, Brendon’ll put the mask on Ryan and start fucking him right out here.”
“You’re all disgusting, why did I ever agree to join this band?” Jon asked rhetorically.
“Because Ryan and Brendon weren’t fucking yet,” Spencer said, swiping another toenail clipping into the small trashcan he put next to the couch for that purpose.
“Fuck, He-Man, your ass is so tight!”
“Mmm, you feel so good.”
“At least,” Zack said, but then paused because of a particularly loud moan coming from one Brendon Urie, “at least you weren‘t the one who walked in on them when Brendon was the bucking bronco Ryan was ‘taming.’”
He shuttered at the memory.
Jon glared and said, “I was the one who walked in on the vampire role-playing. I never needed to know that Ryan was into being bitten.”
“God, Skeletor, you make me so hot, fuck, more!”
“I saw the S&M, so hearing you guys cry about pony-play and biting makes you seem like pussies,” Spencer said.
“So close, He-Man, so close!”
“I HAVE THE POWEEER!”
Spencer looked up and sighed.
“I just hope they clean up this time.”
Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
oh man, this made me laugh, ACTUALLY laugh SO hard!!
i love this story, but now I'M never going to be able to watch He-man again without thinking of this story.
lol the role playing. this is rly well written! *saves to memories for future laughing*
lol, thank you!
Well, there was always been a little homoerotic underlying thing in He-Man anyways. You can tell from videos like this
u know, i rly should check for when ppl reply to my comments! ^^
i was just looking through my memories and found this again. and i re-read it.
lol for my actual future laughing.
haha, that youtube vid. niiiice...
"lets go clubbing!" hehehee